THE MOST INTERESTING MAN in the OFFICE

"He is THE MOST INTERESTING MAN in the OFFICE" I just got honoured this title by one of my boss. OK, I take that, this is what I do in the office:

I helped a FedEx guy who got lost in the office.
I helped the women to share the men's washroom, saving them stairs of walking for 2 weeks during the flooding.
I gave you the movie tickets if you got the right answer.
I took them back from you and hand them to the final winner.
I set up a class for daydreaming.
I entertain you with my shoes. Yes, I am going to buy a pair of pink shoes, stay tuned.
I will make you look like a top sales if you walk around in the office with a blue polo shirt.
I make you a spaceship for presentation with a used vitamin water bottle.
I want to be the commissioner of the hockey pool because I believe the rules that I create will make the pool works better.
I benched my fantasy lineup to avoid facing a stronger link in the playoff.
I stocked up the closers in the draft.
I help people quit smoking.
I don't always drink coffee, but when I do, I prefer Red Bull.
I suggested NDS + BrainAge as annual party gift for everyone.
I named our Baseball team as "Base Walker".
I named our online Hockey blue as "Ice Walker".
I don't always drink whiskey, but when I do, I prefer Johnny Walker.

If I am not the most interesting man in the office, I am just the one who try to make the office an interesting place to work at.